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[	Current Music	|	waka waka-by lily allen formally of fraggle rock	]

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
Yes. 24 times. With myself.

Are you gay?
deep deep down

Do you have hairy legs?
Somedays.

Do you smoke anything?
Yes. I will smoke anythings.

Do you like monkeys?
If I had a monkey I would train it to take care of my puppy and fix my breakfast.

How many fillings do you have?
79-ish. Really. I think...

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The ocean might have jellyfish or ells that would sting me and the lake might have fish that would nibble on my toes or snakes that would bite me. So neither. I woul be okay with swimming in a river.

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
No. I'm not retarded. I got my brother to do it.

Have you ever used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator?
That is not at all sanitary....It's just kinda desperate.

Have you ever read the Bible?
I've read the story book bible that are in Doctor and Dentist's Offices

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
I taught sunday school.

Do you wear a lot of black?
Only for contrast against the things I wear that aren't black.

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
Yes. I would often bring knives to school. I would need them for props or put thme in my purse to cut fruit with then forget about them.

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Only when I was lost.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yeah. Duh. It's that thing in the background when Aladin takes Jasmin on the magic caroet ride.

Describe your hair.
shoulder-ish and wavy and greasy

Are you a wild beast?
no. thats gross.

Do you like to have fun?
the last time i was asked this question i ended up sucking alot of cock in the back seat of a firebird behing a shop-rite.

Are you a drama queen?
i don't really think so.

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
no.

Do you like mayonaise?
not to eat. but it make pretty good lube. i mean. only if your in a jam.

Are you afraid to die?
not really. but man, people would be bummed out about it.

Do you like playing in leaves?
no. there might be stone of sticks hidden underneath them

Do you like lime tics?
what? lime flavored tic tacs? or tics that carry lime disease.

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
yes. once when i sneezed.

Ever won a spelling bee?
no. i suck at spelling. no, im actually really good at spelling and the dictionary is really wrong.

Do you ever eat because you're sad?
yes. i cut of pieces of my own flesh and then eat them when im sad. it really does make the pain go away.

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
just enough for her to convince herself that shes a good mother and that her children don't hate her.

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
ucky ucky.

On a swing?
where small children play. thats sick.

Do you like Elvis?
on a song by song basis. but i don't know him very well as a person.

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
no. i like watching animals do it in real life. esp cows. it's totally weird.

Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Yes. Surprisingly, and it was by a very very small child. I would have said yes, but the parents picked her up and took her away.

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
sometimes i feel like we are total strangers.

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
I enjoy the gobbling effects of turkey. But mostly the dressing.

Are you a sugar freak?
no.

When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit, is that the cops?"
No. When but when the Devil knocks I let Jesus answer it.

Ever been arrested?
nope

Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?
like an illegal crime? no. but one legal one.

Actually, do you like orange juice?
not very often.

What sign are you?
a fishes

Where do you wish you were right now?
with john. naked in a bath tub. high on exstacy. talking about our true selves.

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[	Current Music	|	john lovingly chewing sour punch straws	]

My astological compatibility chart recommends dating a Cancer, but instead I've decided to take it to the max and date someone with Cancer.